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Meh, So That’s The iPhone 5?

A doctor a day keeps the Apple away… seriously, get a brain check, guys!

Apple is taking a dump on rich iPhone users who’ve already spent thousands of dollars on docks and accessories. The new iPhone 5, thanks to the mini connection hole thingy at the bottom of the device, completely removes all support for past iPhone / iPod / iPad accessories. Don’t worry, though! If you’ve got an extra $30 to spend, you could always go out and buy an awkward backwards compatibility cable that will completely make you and your pretty new device look like a tech snake thing.

Apple doesn’t care, though. Chances are, you’ll end up buying the new device anyways, so just as long as the richest company in the world continues to get your hard-earned money, everyone will always be happy.